Only in New York................

can you see a sophisticated, middle aged lady on the subway beat a man over the head with her wet umbrella because she is mad he squeezed onto the train

or

can you see naked men trolling around their apartments at odd hours of the day from you desk

or

pick up a bottle of wine, eat chinese, buy a lottery ticket, a new pair of sunglasses, get a mani/pedi and finish off with a beer from an irish pub all on one block, phewww